A Guide To Atlanta's Steve Milano

TABLE OF CONTENTS
Main page and Step One: Picking Fights
Step Two: Insulting People
Step Three: Playing the Victim
Step Four: Threatening People
Step Five: Bonus - How To Dodge
BONUS MATERIAL: Fan art, websites, quotes & more!

Bonus Material and Fan Art!

Well, it seems that I'm not the only one who has noticed Steve Milano! Here, a small sample of fan art and other materials that I've either found, or have been sent to me by others over the past few weeks. Who knew that a simple site explaining the methods of Steve Milano would generate so much interest? Thanks, everyone!

  • This image is a perfect representation of what Steve Milano's computer must look like when he's writing in Word. Notice how Clippy there captures the essence of Steve Milano with a few snappy phrases. Excellent work!

  • An excellent submission by an anonymous fan. Well done!

  • A hilarious send-up of Steve Milano's correspondance, showing just how easy it is to duplicate Steve's style of interacting with other people. Anyone want to turn this into some kind of PHP script?

  • As far as I can tell, this is the original YTMND that kickstarted the entire Steve Milano craze. Whoever created this, thank you!

  • Someone emailed me to point out this alumni update page on Steve's site.
    What's funny is how all his classmates talk about their real lives and what they're up to, but Steve posts some bogus crap he thinks is funny. Not only that, his post is plagarized from an old, old essay that has been circulating email forwards and web forums since the early 90s. For someone who claims to be so proud of all his acheivements, it's rather amusing that he avoids actually talking about any of them! I suppose that's because if he were to tell his real life, it would be something like "Steve Milano lives alone running a one-man business out of his apartment which barely stays afloat. In his spare time he enjoys starting pointless Internet wars and threatening people."
    A keen observation!

    Here's another fine reader submission -- a copy of Steve Milano's daily routine checklist.

  • One of my personal favorites so far, this homage to Steve Milano was brought to my attention last week. Besides linking to some more YTMND sites, it appears that even more email from Steve Milano can be read here. Take careful note of how his correspondance follows the exact patterns outlined in this site:
    • Whimpering by Steve about how he is being "attacked" and doesn't deserve it.
    • Steve insisting that he holds "power" over this guy (and several other people).
    • Threatening to come "visit" the guy, along with declarations that Steve knows where he lives, and where his friends work.
    And as an added bonus you get to watch Steve Milano, a 45 year old "professional", threaten to "visit" a 19 year old kid, make websites about him, and otherwise intimidate him. Steve Milano is clearly a manly man!

    That's it for now, but stay tuned, and keep those submissions coming, people!