A Guide To Atlanta's Steve Milano
Main page and Step One: Picking Fights
Step Two: Insulting People
Step Three: Playing the Victim
Step Four: Threatening People
Step Five: Bonus - How To Dodge
BONUS MATERIAL: Fan art, websites, quotes & more!
Step Three: Play The Victim!
You've started a pointless internet fight for no reason, against total strangers.You launched your four basic insults, which you learned in Step Two.
You're doing great! Now it is time to learn how to act like it was all a big misunderstanding, and play the victim. Watch, and Steve Milano will show you how!
This one was found here. After pages and pages of back-and-forth bickering, instigated by our hero, Steve Milano decides to play the innocent card after being politely asked to stop attacking people.
SPECIAL COMBO BONUS! If you look carefully, you can see him insert another blast about those hated "geeks", including his very favorite analogy, Saturday Night Live! Combo manuevers like this are not to be attempted by anyone without the full Steve Milano training!
After being publicly mocked for badgering a total stranger for two days straight via email:
Discovered another example over here.
Notice how Steve admits he did something wrong (possibly the only time he has ever done so; certainly the only time I've seen him do it)? But instead of just admitting that he started a fight and took it to a personal level, and got smacked for it...he plays the sympathy card, begging for mercy. You can do this too!
Finally we have this gem, another prime example of Steve Milano's excellent ability to pretend he's a victim, an innocent bystander.
Click those links, people!
When you feel you are proficient at holding yourself up as a martyr, you will be ready for step four.
CLICK HERE TO GO TO STEP FOUR!